By Joanne Marston
The reasons why I am without a doubt a fair way off being a yummy mummy!
1) I didn’t loose all my weight instantly.
2) I have stretch marks and can no longer grace the beaches in a tiny bikini.
3) My hair doesn’t always look shiny and glossy.
4) My underwear doesn’t always match. In fact I don’t think my matching sets fit me anymore!
5) I can’t afford the latest fashions now I have nappies, formula and their clothes to buy. I am not sure I even know what the latest fashions are!
6) I don’t smell of my own perfume brand, I smell of my children.
7) I can no longer spend hours enjoying shopping as this involves my 3 year old lying on the floor with everybody looking at my like I can’t control my children while my 1 year old screams for his next feed.
Now I love my children dearly and they are worth every single stretch mark, loose bit of skin and wrinkle, but I am green with envy every time I open the paper to see them gracing our pages looking elegant and flawless.
Whenever I catch my husband glancing through the paper and hovering over the pictures of the Yummy Mummy looking fabulous, I always like to casually remind him that If I was in fact a Hollywood star married to the likes of Brad Pitt, David Beckham or Ben Affleck then I to would look that fabulous!
The odd comment about how ‘Fatherhood also seems to have taken years off Brad Pitt’ are also dropped in to ensure his appreciation of the bearer of his children remains!
The above reasons are why I am writing this article to help all other potential Yummy Mummys out their become Fabulous women again as well as being Fabulous Mothers!
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